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dobiedude · 03-07-2007, 12:33 PM

Texas Women
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> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
>new wives duties.
>
> The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she
>was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but
>on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put
>away.
>
> The second man had married a woman from Illinois He had given his wife
>orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
>first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
>By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
>there was a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man had married a girl from Texas . He told her that her
>duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
>washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
>didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
>third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
>of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
>dishwasher.
>
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Amber_lv · 03-07-2007, 12:35 PM

hahahahahahahahha that was funny hahahahahahaha

windsor'smom · 03-07-2007, 01:58 PM

My lawyer said he got the divorce papers delivered yesterday.........

txshopper73 · 03-07-2007, 01:59 PM

Don't mess with us Texan women!

dobiedude · 03-07-2007, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

Don't mess with us Texan women!

Yeah especially that one! Oh and you too! lol

magnolia · 03-07-2007, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

Don't mess with us Texan women!

Kimberly - been awhile since I've really been on to post and just have to ask, is that a new pic of Gracie in your avatar? Absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!

And Dobie,

too funny!!!!!!!

Suzi

KiKiPie · 03-07-2007, 02:10 PM

Dobie, post a pic of yourself!

bdbmamaw · 03-07-2007, 02:12 PM

Sigh!! What am I gonna do with you Dobie???? I send you to school and you eat the books! But at least you're smart about Texas Women!!!! Woooo! Hoooo!

dobiedude · 03-07-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bdbmamaw

Sigh!! What am I gonna do with you Dobie???? I send you to school and you eat the books! But at least you're smart about Texas Women!!!! Woooo! Hoooo!

Well you could give me $1,000,000 and I will lay on the beach and retire! lol

dobiedude · 03-07-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KiKiPie

Dobie, post a pic of yourself!

as if we needed something more to laugh at on this post!

bdbmamaw · 03-07-2007, 02:24 PM

Sorry... didn't win the MegaMillion today or I would. Maybe next time....

dobiedude · 03-07-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bdbmamaw

Sorry... didn't win the MegaMillion today or I would. Maybe next time....

Awwwwwwwwwww shucks! missed it by that much

dobiedude · 03-07-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bdbmamaw

Sorry... didn't win the MegaMillion today or I would. Maybe next time....

Incredagranny why have you not spoken to me in such a long time?

03-07-2007, 12:33 PM	#1
dobiedude Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Magnolia Posts: 843	Texas Women Geeeeezzzzzzz Texas Women > > Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their >new wives duties. > > The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she >was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but >on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put >away. > > The second man had married a woman from Illinois He had given his wife >orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The >first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. >By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and >there was a huge dinner on the table. > > The third man had married a girl from Texas . He told her that her >duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry >washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he >didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the >third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out >of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the >dishwasher. > > > > >--------------------------------- __________________ and that is MR. PRETENTIOUS TO YOU !!!! Self Proclaimed Super Hero of YorkieTalk Avatar & signature created by Gypsy & Me

03-07-2007, 12:35 PM	#2
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03-07-2007, 01:58 PM	#3
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03-07-2007, 01:59 PM	#4
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03-07-2007, 02:10 PM	#7
KiKiPie Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,162	Dobie, post a pic of yourself! __________________ Kristi and spoiled rotten Tiffany

03-07-2007, 02:12 PM	#8
bdbmamaw Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 883	Sigh!! What am I gonna do with you Dobie???? I send you to school and you eat the books! But at least you're smart about Texas Women!!!! Woooo! Hoooo!

03-07-2007, 02:24 PM	#11
bdbmamaw Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 883	Sorry... didn't win the MegaMillion today or I would. Maybe next time....