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Jenn218 · 09-07-2006, 01:35 PM

Purina Diet

I have a Labrador Retriever and was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete. So, I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her slurping on a super-size coke.

Horrified about the intensive care part, she asked if I'd been poisoned.

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my
rectum and a car hit me.

The tall heavy man who was slurping on a coke proceeded to blow it out his nose.

A great come back for that stupid question......This joke was an email forward.....I just had to share it!!!!

xtine · 09-07-2006, 01:37 PM

LOL!!!

JESSY_RN2B · 09-07-2006, 03:14 PM

Hahaha! At first, I thought you really did say that!

irishawk · 09-08-2006, 05:51 AM

OMG I wish you all could have seen the look on my face when I started reading this! My jaw was wide open! I thought you were really going to say you were eating Purina as a diet!

Jenn218 · 09-09-2006, 01:11 PM

When I first opened the email, I didn't know what to expect either! I thought it was hilarious though.........and just had to share with the YT family!

09-07-2006, 01:35 PM	#1
Jenn218 Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3 Posts: 17,329	Purina Diet??!! Purina Diet I have a Labrador Retriever and was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check-out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally complete. So, I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her slurping on a super-size coke. Horrified about the intensive care part, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my rectum and a car hit me. The tall heavy man who was slurping on a coke proceeded to blow it out his nose. A great come back for that stupid question......This joke was an email forward.....I just had to share it!!!! __________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts! Last edited by Jenn218; 09-07-2006 at 01:38 PM.

09-07-2006, 03:14 PM	#3
JESSY_RN2B Owned by 3 furballs Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 6,581	Hahaha! At first, I thought you really did say that! __________________ Bobbi Yorkietalk http://www.dogster.com/dogs/395435 And now........little Aja too! http://www.picturetrail.com/sfx/album/view/23776545

09-08-2006, 05:51 AM	#4
irishawk YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 695	OMG I wish you all could have seen the look on my face when I started reading this! My jaw was wide open! I thought you were really going to say you were eating Purina as a diet! __________________ Howie & Sarah Check us out on dogster: http://www.dogster.com/?327817

09-09-2006, 01:11 PM	#5
Jenn218 Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3 Posts: 17,329	When I first opened the email, I didn't know what to expect either! I thought it was *hilarious* though.........and just had to share with the YT family! __________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts!

09-07-2006, 01:37 PM	#2
xtine Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1,406	LOL!!!