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Lexi Rae · 08-16-2006, 11:16 AM

anyone have any jokes or any real funny things to say.. i need a good laugh and i bet most of us do today..

ytsirk27 · 08-16-2006, 11:21 AM

Look in the mirror...thatll get ya going!!

newmommy · 08-16-2006, 11:21 AM

i got some, just let me save them and ill post them k

Lexi Rae · 08-16-2006, 11:23 AM

i did look in the mirror and i saw your reflection

thanks for the laugh..

ytsirk27 · 08-16-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lexi Rae

i did look in the mirror and i saw your reflection

thanks for the laugh..

OH HAHA!!!

smileyanni · 08-16-2006, 11:26 AM

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Lexi Rae · 08-16-2006, 11:27 AM

only kidding of course!!! but i know you werent...

ehunney · 08-16-2006, 11:27 AM

I don't know if this is funny, but it's cute!

link below! Enjoy!

http://www3.telus.net/public/a7a55952/sweettaters.htm

newmommy · 08-16-2006, 11:28 AM

here are some

newmommy · 08-16-2006, 11:30 AM

more

the lion one is proof there is marriage in the animal kingdom!!

Lexi Rae · 08-16-2006, 11:30 AM

they were funny,,,,,

newmommy · 08-16-2006, 11:36 AM

IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING....... AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... You open the door....

NOW, REMEMBER,THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR!
TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....DOESN'T IT?

ytsirk27 · 08-16-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Lexi Rae

only kidding of course!!! but i know you werent...

I was kidding you big dork!!!!!!!!!

RLC12345678 · 08-16-2006, 11:39 AM

Ok, here's one....it's the Tatoo of the Year!

smileyanni · 08-16-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by RLC12345678

Ok, here's one....it's the Tatoo of the Year!

That is too funny, I have to send it to my dad!!!

08-16-2006, 11:16 AM	#1
Lexi Rae Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY Posts: 10,455	i feel like laughing anyone have any jokes or any real funny things to say.. i need a good laugh and i bet most of us do today.. __________________ Gina & Lexi CLICK HERE for our Photo Album ...

08-16-2006, 11:21 AM	#3
newmommy Keep Me Away From eBay Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 2,109	i got some, just let me save them and ill post them k __________________ There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face!!

08-16-2006, 11:23 AM	#4
Lexi Rae Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY Posts: 10,455	i did look in the mirror and i saw your reflection thanks for the laugh.. __________________ Gina & Lexi CLICK HERE for our Photo Album ...

08-16-2006, 11:26 AM	#6
smileyanni Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 101	borrowed from http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Dirty-Jokes/Girls-night-out.h Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

08-16-2006, 11:27 AM	#7
Lexi Rae Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY Posts: 10,455	only kidding of course!!! but i know you werent... __________________ Gina & Lexi CLICK HERE for our Photo Album ...

08-16-2006, 11:21 AM	#2
ytsirk27 BANNED FOR SCAMMING MEMBERS! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 2,811	Look in the mirror...thatll get ya going!!

08-16-2006, 11:27 AM	#8
ehunney Princess Bella Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: virginia Posts: 2,186	I don't know if this is funny, but it's cute! link below! Enjoy! http://www3.telus.net/public/a7a55952/sweettaters.htm __________________ I miss you two more then words can express, but I still have hope that I'll find you and hold you again! Tucker and Teddy always say: "If I want it, it's mine and if I put it in my mouth, it's food." Last edited by ehunney; 08-16-2006 at 11:29 AM.

08-16-2006, 11:30 AM	#11
Lexi Rae Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY Posts: 10,455	they were funny,,,,, __________________ Gina & Lexi CLICK HERE for our Photo Album ...