Stupid Laws

[crystalsmom]

I bet you can come up with some better than these.

In Alabama, it's illegal to flick a bugger into the wind.
Virginia - Chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.
Virginia - It is illegal to tickle women.
Washington - A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
Washington - You can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.
West Virginia - Only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
West Virginia - Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.
West Virginia - Whistling underwater is prohibited.
Wisconsin - It is illegal to kiss on a train.
Wisconsin - One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars.
Wyoming - Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
Wyoming - It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
Wyoming - You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
hahahaha, yes you can do better than this!!

[jencar98]

Stupid laws are always good for laughs!

Wonder how controlling chicken's egg laying time is working out for VA...lol

These are from the Oklahoma law books. To me the "Whaling Law" is especially funny, as the closest ocean is over 800 miles away. But rest assured the Oklahoma whales are safe

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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.

People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

Tattoos are banned. (Repealed, Effective 11/1/2006. Tattoos are now legal in Oklahoma!)

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.

[crystalsmom]

Originally Posted by jencar98

Stupid laws are always good for laughs!

Wonder how controlling chicken's egg laying time is working out for VA...lol

These are from the Oklahoma law books. To me the "Whaling Law" is especially funny, as the closest ocean is over 800 miles away. But rest assured the Oklahoma whales are safe

__________________________________________________ _______

One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.

People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

Tattoos are banned. (Repealed, Effective 11/1/2006. Tattoos are now legal in Oklahoma!)

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.

"people who make 'ugly faces' at dogs must be either fined or jailed. hahaha YT members must have had something to do with this law.

You beat me by a long shot, they were all GREAT. I'll keep you up on how the chickens are doing. lol

[Ahis_Mama]

Hawaii stupid laws...


A law dating to 1418 makes it illegal to sink the islands.
Well I hope it's illegal.lol

All girls under the age of 12 must own a grass skirt and must take Hawaiian dancing lessons.
Oh my, my girls and I are in trouble.

All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
Thank god I own a boat! Lol

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
Lol my mil used to do this all the time.

It is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.
Actually a tattoo behind the ear is a fad right now.

It’s illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize.
Why not? Lol

Men from the “Orakama” tribe are not permitted to eat their second wife.
Um...yeah. Ok....

No child can be given the name “Charles”.

Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)
My kids are guilty of this....so is Ahi. Lol

Billboards are outlawed.
Yes, I can see the reason for this one. They are an eye sore and would block the beautiful ocean view!

By law, twins must not work for the same company.

This list is funny. Lol

[crystalsmom]

Love them, thanks!! Especially 'by law twins are not allowed to work for the same company and I would add or date the same woman.

Awww you live in the most beautiful state of all.....

[McheleM]

Originally Posted by jencar98

Stupid laws are always good for laughs!



It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

This should be a law in all states!!!


In Mesquite, TX it is illegal to fart in an elevator.