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03-25-2008, 10:56 AM
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| Donating YT 1000 Club Member  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: GERMANY
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|  Funny Information Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolve r is thrown at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If people evolved from apes,why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bu gs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. ****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!**** |
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03-25-2008, 11:03 AM
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| Donating YT 1000 Club Member  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: wilmington nc
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| all that is so true! very cute
__________________  Proud Member of the Spoiled Rotten Club and in the end, its not the years in your life that count but the life in your years.... Abraham Lincoln |
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03-25-2008, 11:04 AM
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| Donating YT 500 Club Member  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: europe
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| funny 
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03-25-2008, 11:16 AM
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| Love My Li'l Lucy Donating Member  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Southern California
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| Very funny
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03-25-2008, 11:21 AM
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| Lil' CoCo, Lotta Coffee. Donating Member  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Africa
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| Lol - so true! Sheilagh
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03-25-2008, 11:32 AM
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| YT Addict  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: NJ
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| I loved that! thanks for posting it
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