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Misti1 · 10-11-2009, 05:20 AM

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll.. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua ..

As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to

That bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got the

Dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and

Started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"

The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahu was a seeing-eye dog

May be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started

To walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua ?"

The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a ???????? Chihuahua ???????

RoscoesMommy42 · 10-11-2009, 05:28 AM

That is so funny!!!!

Darlene68 · 10-11-2009, 05:36 AM

Lol, That's cute!

Misti1 · 10-11-2009, 05:39 AM

Glad you liked it.

Mom to Hot Rod · 10-11-2009, 05:52 AM

ha, ha, ha.

jadabug · 10-11-2009, 06:57 AM

cynsir · 10-11-2009, 09:45 AM

Cute!

AprilLove · 10-11-2009, 05:25 PM

Cute!!

melc · 10-11-2009, 05:26 PM

hee hee hee

wemple2 · 10-11-2009, 06:42 PM

Now that was funny!!!

penpen7073 · 10-11-2009, 06:50 PM

That is so funny

YorkieMax82 · 10-11-2009, 07:16 PM

jasminr · 10-11-2009, 07:22 PM

hahahahahahahahaha

Princes mom · 10-12-2009, 08:40 AM

nyteacups · 10-12-2009, 09:32 AM

i wish i could spend the whole day just reading these funnys ....excellent with coffee i might add...

10-11-2009, 05:20 AM	#1
Misti1 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,051	A doggie joke Two women were out for a Saturday stroll.. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua .. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to That bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got the Dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and Started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahu was a seeing-eye dog May be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started To walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua ?" The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a ???????? Chihuahua ??????? __________________ Member of the Spoiled Rotten Club

10-11-2009, 05:28 AM	#2
RoscoesMommy42 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Morristown, TN Posts: 3,736	That is so funny!!!! __________________ Hello and hugs from Kristie & the furbabies! A world without yorkies is not a very bright one

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Darlene68 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 4,923	Lol, That's cute! __________________ Darlene Bailey Blu & Jesse Bee

10-11-2009, 05:39 AM	#4
Misti1 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,051	Glad you liked it. __________________ Member of the Spoiled Rotten Club

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10-11-2009, 06:42 PM	#10
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10-11-2009, 06:50 PM	#11
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10-12-2009, 09:32 AM	#15
nyteacups BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: new york city Posts: 81	funny i wish i could spend the whole day just reading these funnys ....excellent with coffee i might add...