A little bit of show humor - YorkieTalk.com Forums

gemy · 06-17-2010, 07:05 PM

Hope no-one is offended by this:

Four friends spend weeks planning their big dog show weekend. Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Betty's husband puts his foot down & tells her she isn't going - that he wants her to spend some "Quality Time" with him instead. Betty's friends are very upset that she can't go - but with an RV spot and grooming spaces reserved and entry fees paid for, there's nothing to do but push on without her.

Two days later, the three friends get to the dog show - only to find Betty has already checked in, she's already cruised around the vendors & busy grooming her dog. "Wow," they exclaimed, "how long have you been here - and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"

"I drove all night and got in early this morning," Betty said. "Yesterday I was sitting in my chair when my husband came up behind me & put his hands over my eyes & said,"honey, tonight's your lucky night." I pulled his hands off & there he was wearing nothing but skin. He took my hand & took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, he had laid out handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie & cuff him to the bed, and I did. And then he said, "do whatever you want." And here I am!!

Never get between a woman and her dog show.

cj125 · 06-17-2010, 07:12 PM

LOL! This is so funny! Tegamom1 (Mary Ann) sent this to me a couple of weeks ago - I showed hubby - he laughed as hard as I did!

bjh · 06-17-2010, 07:39 PM

LOL....that was really cute. My dh got a chuckle out of it too.

Marilize · 06-18-2010, 01:39 AM

Hahaha, very funny!!

GurleyGirl · 06-18-2010, 07:17 AM

Love it!!!

Maximo · 06-18-2010, 07:25 AM

This is a true story about a YT member, isn't it? You can tell us.

paulalowe6 · 06-18-2010, 07:58 AM

LOL!!!!!! Very funny!

kay6688 · 06-18-2010, 08:20 AM

Loved it!!!

LunasMomma · 06-18-2010, 08:33 AM

GOOD one

! Thanks for the laugh

Nancy1999 · 06-18-2010, 08:47 AM

LOL!!! "Do whatever you want," I love it!

tjdmom · 06-18-2010, 12:22 PM

Too funny!

maggiesmom_2007 · 06-18-2010, 01:41 PM

Oh my thanks for the laugh Gail.

gemy · 06-18-2010, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximo

This is a true story about a YT member, isn't it? You can tell us.

Shussh I promised nevva to tell

gemy · 06-18-2010, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maggiesmom_2007

Oh my thanks for the laugh Gail.

Yw

smartpuppiepets · 06-23-2010, 04:47 PM

thank you so much for the great laugh ... kkkkk ,... , ... , ... stil lauging ... kkkkkk ... hehehehe.... hahahahahahhhh ...
XOXO

06-17-2010, 07:05 PM	#1
gemy YT 2000 Club Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Huntsville,Ont,Canaada Posts: 12,340 Blog Entries: 2	A little bit of show humor Hope no-one is offended by this: Four friends spend weeks planning their big dog show weekend. Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Betty's husband puts his foot down & tells her she isn't going - that he wants her to spend some "Quality Time" with him instead. Betty's friends are very upset that she can't go - but with an RV spot and grooming spaces reserved and entry fees paid for, there's nothing to do but push on without her. Two days later, the three friends get to the dog show - only to find Betty has already checked in, she's already cruised around the vendors & busy grooming her dog. "Wow," they exclaimed, "how long have you been here - and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?" "I drove all night and got in early this morning," Betty said. "Yesterday I was sitting in my chair when my husband came up behind me & put his hands over my eyes & said,"honey, tonight's your lucky night." I pulled his hands off & there he was wearing nothing but skin. He took my hand & took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, he had laid out handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie & cuff him to the bed, and I did. And then he said, "do whatever you want." And here I am!! Never get between a woman and her dog show. __________________ Razzle and Dara. Our clan. RIP Karma Dec 24th 2004-July 14 2013 RIP Zoey Jun9 th 2008-May 12 2012. RIP Magic,Mar 26 2006July 1st 2018

06-17-2010, 07:12 PM	#2
cj125 Mia, Max and Moe's Mom Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 4,403	LOL! This is so funny! Tegamom1 (Mary Ann) sent this to me a couple of weeks ago - I showed hubby - he laughed as hard as I did! __________________ *Connie* Mia Max Moe

06-18-2010, 01:39 AM	#4
Marilize YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cape town, South Africa Posts: 703	Hahaha, very funny!! __________________ Cash & Orio RIP Beautiful Joni

06-18-2010, 07:17 AM	#5
GurleyGirl YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Scott City, Missouri Posts: 1,879	Love it!!! __________________ Joanne Gurley's Yorkies

06-18-2010, 07:58 AM	#7
paulalowe6 YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,444	LOL!!!!!! Very funny! __________________ Paula Halle Brutis Lucy

06-17-2010, 07:39 PM	#3
bjh Donating YT 5000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Southeast Texas Posts: 7,959	LOL....that was really cute. My dh got a chuckle out of it too.

06-18-2010, 07:25 AM	#6
Maximo ♥ Maximo and Teddy Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 25,044	This is a true story about a YT member, isn't it? You can tell us.

06-18-2010, 08:20 AM	#8
kay6688 Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,163 Blog Entries: 1	Loved it!!! __________________ Jaxon Macy Remi and R.I.P. Trixie's Mom Kay

06-18-2010, 08:33 AM	#9
LunasMomma Izzy's Momma Too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stuart, Florida Posts: 8,799	GOOD one! Thanks for the laugh __________________ Tracy, Mom to Izzy and Luna

06-18-2010, 08:47 AM	#10
Nancy1999 I ♥ Joey & Ralphie! Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 25,396 Blog Entries: 2	LOL!!! "Do whatever you want," I love it! __________________ NancyJoey Proud members of the CrAzYcLuB and YAP! ** Just Say No to Puppymills – Join YAP! Yorkshire Terrier Club of America – Breeder Referrals

06-18-2010, 12:22 PM	#11
tjdmom Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: upstate ny Posts: 5,847	Too funny!

06-18-2010, 01:41 PM	#12
maggiesmom_2007 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,991 Blog Entries: 13	Oh my thanks for the laugh Gail. __________________ Lori, Friday, Olivia, Miranda , Chanel and Casey

06-23-2010, 04:47 PM	#15
smartpuppiepets YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Beverly Posts: 1,042	thank you so much for the great laugh ... kkkkk ,... , ... , ... stil lauging ... kkkkkk ... hehehehe.... hahahahahahhhh ... XOXO __________________ "The reason a dog has many friends is because it wags it's tail instead of it's tong " [I]Smartpuppiepets@yahoo.com /I][