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Old 06-30-2006, 01:12 PM   #5
red98vett
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Your yorkie obviously didn't read the YORKIE PLEDGE :

Yorkie Pledge

I will not play tug of war with Mommie's panties when she is on the toilet.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
"Kitty Litter Crunchies" are not food.
I will not eat other dogs poop.
I will not lick human faces after failing pledge #4 or 5.
I will not eat the disposable diapers.
I will not chew on crayons, especially red ones or Mommie will think I'm hemorraging.
We do not have a doorbell and I will not bark everytime I hear one on TV.
I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches for Mommie's driver's license

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