i wouldnt want to reach under your legs and touch your
No doubt.
Yeah this lady was all, are your yorkies as tiny as mine and I am thinking my yorkies are nothing like yours, they have teeth and are well groomed.
Then she went on and on how expensive yorkies are and almost insisting to know what I paid and how I afforded it...um, a - none of your business, b - I have a job.
Nutty.