LOL I have a 10 yr old son and have to listen to my share of burps and farts too.
Right now Olivia is chasing her brother around yelling at him because he won't marry her. "It's not FOR REAL! It's just for PRETEND, Brudder!"
She threw her tiara at him and he said, "Ha Ha missed me now you gotta kiss me!" to which she replied, "Well, if I have to kiss you anyway why won't you just MARRY me? You can only kiss when you are married anyway!"